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Weekly, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.

  1. Ep. | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

    Ep. | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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    This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, the bears look over Rap Snacks and debate if they should reinvent cereals! Bert tells Tom how he watched him sleep last time he was in Austin, Tom tells Bert how some kids thought he was security at a store he was shopping at, and Bert shares how it's a shame his daughters won't be able to date anyone cool like him. Bert and Nadav agree to go on a weight loss kick and be each others accountabili-buddies, and Bert goes down a rabbit hole of what male toys he's going to get for himself.

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    Ep. | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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    Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in the G-Bay studios out of Austin! They talk about the new James Bond movie "Tomorrow Never Dies," and how Bert's biggest problem with movies is wanting to do his own stunts. Bert also reveals his love for Jessica Chastain for the national treasure she is. They go over small baller moves and ask for some fan submissions. Bert then reveals he JUST found out he has long balls. How long? Absurdly long. The bears discuss how they met their wives, and then describe the hardcore love scenes they want to shoot in the movie they're filming together.

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    Ep. | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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    It's another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer out of Austin and we're getting decadent! Bert tries to talk less and ask Tom more questions about what he values. We get into how big of an impact Chris Rock has had on him. We then get a little too much insight on Bert's experience in the bathroom. Bert then wants to find out what luxury means to Tom as they discuss, whiskey, cigars, watches and more! Tom then gets into what it was like to get the car he's been fantasizing about for more than 15 years. Tom shares a devastating meme of Bert and almost dies laughing. The bears then try to imagine their wives with hot throat tattoos and discuss possible matching tattoos for themselves.

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    Ep. | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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    This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are reunited in Austin, TX and it feels so good! Bert is staying at Tom's house and has stories about hanging out with Tom's kid. The bears talk about Bert snapping a belt with his waist, having fun in some soft water, some first class punters, and more! Do you have tips for empty nesters? Email us at [email protected]

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    Ep. | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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    Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together again for episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! They talk about the "NYC Still Rising After 20 Years" comedy benefit that Tom performed at with Bill Burr, Amy Schumer, Jon Stewart, Dave Chappelle, Pete Davidson, and many more. Tom reveals that he got very drunk and embarrassed himself in front of Serena Williams and Alexis Ohanian, and shares the interaction he had with one of his comedy idols, Chris Rock. They discuss doing Sober October again, another live show, and Bert reveals the nightmare he had getting through the Denver airport with his family.

  6. Ep. 99 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Ari Shaffir & Bert Kreischer

    Ep. 99 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Ari Shaffir & Bert Kreischer

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    Ari Shaffir sits in for Tom Segura with Bert Kresicher for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Ari and Bert discuss the "NYC Still Rising After 20 Years" comedy benefit at Madison Square Garden that Tom performed at. They try to guess the lineup which also included Jimmy Fallon, Jon Stewart, Pete Davidson, Amy Schumer, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Bill Burr, John Mulaney and many more. Bert shares a video from a surfer who talks about exploiting places you visit, which leads to a conversation about geo-tagging. They also talk Bert's Red Rocks show, Sober October, ugly people wearing face masks, and debate about which of them is the better backgammon player.

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Stop with the fake background laughs

Love the pod tho

I can’t listen to the laugh button ad nauseam

Laugh track is overwhelming. It overwhelms the nice things I’d say otherwise—that bad.

Who’s Brent?

Hi Jean, Garth is my real father.

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Ep. 78 - 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura \u0026 Bert Kreischer

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I looked at her frightened face and the way she looks at the genitals of the hog lying on the table and. Decided to pity her and then an original plan ripened in my head. Okay, I was joking, I said. What if it's true, Lena answered anxiously.

Ep. 100 - 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura \u0026 Bert Kreischer

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