Funny chemistry memes

Funny chemistry memes DEFAULT

Best Chemistry Memes

Chemistry Cat Is in His Element

It's a fact -- cats rule the internet! And, of course, chemistry is the coolest science. Chemistry Cat sits at the head of of the class, where memes are concerned, saturating the World Wide Web with chemistry-themed puns and jokes.

See More Examples of Chemistry Cat

Grumpy Cat Says NO

Compared with Chemistry Cat, Grumpy Cat is a mere kitten on the meme scene. Yet, he holds his own in front of the chalkboard. In case you were wondering, NO is the chemical formula for nitric oxide.

Science Major Mouse Performs Experiments

Science Major Mouse is at home in the lab or slaving away on homework problems. While this clever mouse probably never sees the light of day outside the school science building, he knows how to have a good time. For example, any good chemistry major knows how to turn denatured alcohol into clean distilled alcohol.

Philosoraptor Ponders Life's Big Questions

When raptors weren't planning their kill or rending meat limb from limb, I'm sure they pondered life's little mysteries, just like the Philosoraptor meme. Here, the raptor wonders about the significance of element symbols. If Fe is the symbol for iron, than surely Female would be Iron Man, right? 

Bill Nye - It's Science!

Bill Nye is a science god and the subject of several different memes. While he covers all aspects of science and furthers mankind's exploration as CEO of the Planetary Society, he periodically tells chemistry jokes.

Periodically... like the periodic table of elements. Get it? I knew you would.

Success Kid Passes Organic Chemistry

Organic chemistry is a strong contender for the title of Hardest Chemistry Class, so it's not surprising many chemistry memes poke fun at its difficulty. In this meme, Success Kid exults in his failing grade because he failed less miserably than his classmates. In organic, that usually scales up to a good solid A.

Lame Pun Coon Has Trouble With Organic Chem

Of course Lame Pun Coon knows a lot of chemistry puns because... well... most aren't very good. This is one of the better ones. An alkyne is an organic molecule consisting of hydrogen and carbon atoms, with a pair of carbons joined by triple bonds.

Walt White Makes Chemistry Sexy

Walter White is the chemist who became a chemistry teacher who became a drug lord on AMC's television drama Breaking Bad. He spawned a host of chemistry and crystal meth memes. Here he shows up his sexy orange meth-making lab gear, with a chemistry pick-up line based on chemical element symbols.

Need a chemistry pick-up line?

Make blue crystal meth rock candy.

Chemistry Pick Up Lines Are CuTe

If Walt White's pick up line is too over the top for you, maybe you'd do better trying a simple word or phrase made using element symbols. The guy in this meme looks less likely to get incarcerated than anyone wearing protective clothing, plus there are lots of reasons chemists make great dates.

More Words Made Using Element Symbols

Chemists Know How To Throw a Party

As this meme illustrates, chemists know how to throw a great party. They can cook, distill their own alcohol, tell entertaining jokes, and have interesting glassware. Are you worthy to attend such a party? If your activation energy is too low, no reaction will occur and you'll be left out. 

Sodium Funny I Slapped My Neon That One

Chemistry is so awesome, it has spawned its very own set of memes. This chemistry meme is used for puns and jokes relating to a pair of elements.

Avogadro - Call Me Maybe

There are a few memes for our old buddy Avogadro, all involving his famous number. This one uses Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe" lyric. It's better than the song, don't you think?

Everything Is a Chemical

This meme is backlash at the popular image captioned, "Too Many People Are Counting Calories When Not Enough People Are Counting Chemicals". Of course calories are important, but anyone with a basic understanding of chemistry knows all matter consists of chemicals, whether it's an organic apple or a big bag of synthetic pesticide.

Is Everything a Chemical?

Rasta Science Teacher Really Teaches

Rasta Science Teacher or Rasta Professor is a meme featuring an instructor with a Rasta hat and dreadlocks. His captions start with a reference to smoking or Reggae and end with an actual science lesson. This particular lesson will include a copper flame test or (one of my personal favorites) making green fire.

The Base Is Under a Salt

This chemistry meme went viral. Sodium hydroxide (a base) is under sodium chloride (a salt), leading to the interpretation that "The Base Is Under Assault!"


Every chemist deserves a break. So put down that beaker, take off your safety glasses, and enjoy a few chemistry jokes and riddles. And the next time you need an inorganic standard, be sure to think of Inorganic Ventures.smiley face

Chemistry Jokes and Riddles

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

How about the chemical workers… are they unionized?

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2

Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.

We would like to apologize for not adding more jokes... but we only update them.... periodically!

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon!

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.

Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe

Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!

A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."

Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.
The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.

As an ion chromatography chemist I made this one up:
Anions aren't negative, they're just misunderstood.

The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.

Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".

Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?
A: Barium

Q: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you.

Q: Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?
A: To reduce his carbon footprint.

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.

A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."

Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon.

Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.

Q: What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?
A: Separation anxiety.

Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.

Florence Flask was getting ready for the opera. All of a sudden, she screamed: "Erlenmeyer, my joules! Somebody has stolen my joules!" The husband replied, "Calm down, honey. We'll find a solution."

Q: If H20 is water, what is H204?
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.

Titanium is a most amorous metal. When it gets hot, it'll combine with anything.

Q: What did one titration say to the other?
A: "Let's meet at the endpoint."

Q: What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?
A: Breaking up is hard to do.

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

Q: What is "HIJKLMNO"?
A: H2O.

Q: When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?
A:C over lambda.

Q: How did the chemist survive the famine?
A: By subsisting on titrations.

Q: What happens when spectroscopists are idle?
A: They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR?
A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.

Q: What element is derived from a Norse god?
A: Thorium.

Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.

Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon.

Little Willie was a chemist. Little Willie is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.

Q: What do you call a wheel made of iron?                                                                            
A: A ferrous wheel.

Q: What kind of dogs do chemists have?
A: Laboratory Retrievers

Q: What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na

Heard any good chemistry jokes or riddles?  Email us!
[email protected]

  1. Army cyber warrant officer
  2. Douglas houses for rent
  3. Logitech gear shifter ps4
  4. Ropa de rancho para mujer
  5. Best meme sources

40 Chemistry Jokes Even Non-Geeks Will Find Hilarious

There are two types of people: Those who took high-school chemistry and have been traumatized ever since and those who go into it as a career path. If you find yourself in the second group, you're probably looking for ways to lighten your load. So go ahead, step away from the books and the beakers and get ready for some incredibly corny chemistry jokes. And forgive us if some of these miss the mark. We aren't quite in our element here. (Ba-dum, Tss!) Read on and school your friends with these funny chemistry jokes that even non-nerds can appreciate.

Funny chemistry jokes everyone can enjoy

  1. Two chemists walk into a bar. One tells the bartender, "I'll have an H2O." The other says, "I'll have an H2O too!" The second chemist dies.
  2. Why did the attacking army use acid? To neutralize the enemy's base!
  3. What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium!
  4. Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walk into a bar."OH SNaP!" says the bartender.
  5. Old chemists never die. They just stop reacting!
  6. Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK!
  7. A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender gives him a smile and says, "For you, no charge."
  8. Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They're cheaper than day rates!
  9. What's the dullest element? Bohrium!
  10. Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just couldn't put it down!
  11. The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty, but how does the chemist see it? Completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
  12. Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!
  13. Why does a hamburger have less energy than steak? Because it's in the ground state!
  14. What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? "You may have graduated, but I've got many degrees."
  15. Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was polar!
  16. What did one charged atom say to the other? I got my ion you!
  17. Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he left the singles bar? Because he got Avogadro's number!
  18. Two atoms are walking down the street. One atom says to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!" The other asks, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive!"
  19. Why should you go drinking with neutrons? Because wherever they go, there's no charge!
  20. What's a chemistry teachers favorite thing to teach about? Ammonia, because it's pretty basic stuff.
  21. What happens when you lower your body temperature to -273°C?  Nothing, you're perfectly 0K!
  22. Why are chemists great for solving problems? Because they always have a solution!
  23. How did the hipster chemist burn his hand on the beaker? He picked it up before itwas cool.
  24. Carbon and hydrogen went on a date. I heard they really bonded.
  25. I want to write some jokes about the periodic table… But I don't think I'll be in my element.
  26. What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution!
  27. What show do cesium and iodine love to watch together? CsI!
  28. What was Avogadro's favorite sport? Golf! He always got a mole-in-one!
  29. What is HIJKLMNO? H2O!
  30. What did silver say to gold at the bar? "Au, get outta here!"
  31. What element is a girl's future best friend? Carbon!
  32. Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na.
  33. If you're not part of the solution…you're part of the precipitate.
  34. What do you call a clown in jail? A Silicon!
  35. What is the chemical formula for sea water? CH2O!
  36. Want to hear a joke about nitrogen oxide? NO!
  37. If H2O is the formula for water, then what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed!
  38. I think these jokes are sodium funny. In fact, I slapped my neon that one!
  39. Wait, are all these jokes too basic for you? Because I see no reaction.
  40. We'd give you some more chemistry jokes, but all the good ones argon.

To discover more amazing secrets about living your best life, click here to follow us on Instagram!

7 high quality chemistry jokes

He even got up, threw Kelly's leg on his shoulder and entered it, thrusting now powerfully, forcefully, quickly and energetically. His black penis, sliding back and forth between the stretched folds of shameless lips, was all shiny, wet and sticky from vaginal juice. Smack chaf chaf. Smack chaf chaf.

Memes funny chemistry

Magnificent breasts were such a pleasure that gave their wrinkling hands. Teasing them in search of nipple grapes. He looked at her bare back, tied with a light ribbon with a clasp, and enjoyed her helplessness and his power over this poor creature. To enhance the effect, he unbuttoned the.

Clasp in one motion and, running from the bottom up her body from the sides to the larynx, unclasped her breasts from the cups of her bra.


She took both hemispheres in her hands and massaged them a little. A wave of pleasant sensations passed through the bodies of both girls. From this, Ani's nipples became even harder, and Masha felt it with her palms. - So unfair, you are still dressed, and I am already naked. - You still have panties, so there is still something to take off you.

You will also be interested:

Instead of answering, I wasted no time, tried to insert the newly hardened member into her anus with a sharp push. Instantly realizing my intentions, Natalya Anatolyevna literally cried out:. Oh-oh-oh. Don't go there, please don't.

960 961 962 963 964